I'm not sure when I actually started doing this, but its been a couple years now. Often, once I'm a few drinks in, I'm sure I can do more push-ups than anyone, and I want everyone to know I'm the best, so I'll pick strangers, sometimes actual friends, and challenge them to a push up contest. I often get turned down as it seems most people don't want to do push ups in bars or at parties, I know, I don't get it either. The rules are as many push ups as you can in two minutes. I can usually get around 50 or 60, and, yeah, I do the push ups on my toes, not my knees.
Over the summer, I went to a wedding of some friends, and when the bride invited me she gave me two rules: no rolling around on the ground and no push up contests until after 10pm. I need very direct rules to know how to act at events. So, at the wedding, I had my eyes on my watch waiting for push up o'clock.
I ended up having my push up contest with a less bulgy-biceped guy who was a firefighter, and I totally beat him! He might have let me win...but I think I'm just stronger than him.
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