the two drunkest friends that there ever could be

so, i'm hungover/still drunk right now. . .its 12:30pm and i'm at work, i feel crazy. yesterday I ran a workshop at work about better words (yes, its as stupid as it sounds) so my job is mostly phonics because i think they don't trust me with the older students, but the older levels are all writing classes, and one of the course objectives is for the students to use better words, i.e. instead of good use great or wonderful or amazing. so I ran that and two other girls helped me so after work we went out for a drink to celebrate it being over, had a couple beers, then my work friends had to bugger off and i met up with one of my roomies/real friend and we always joke because we are the irresponsible ones, so when we go out without our other roomie/real friend its always a shit show and that's basically what happened last night.  anyway, last night my friend and i just kept drinking and then i woke up with (and by with i mean i woke up on the couch) some german guy and he poured water on me to wake me up, i don't think he was trying to be a dick i think i just wouldn't wake up but i guess either way who cares but thank goodness he lived in the area where i work or else i wouldn't have made it in today.  i think this might not make any sense and i can't even follow my own thoughts, sorry. but yeah so i'm wearing the same clothes from yesterday and i work with all fashionable girls so im feeling gross and slutty today, im going to go buy a new shirt and a sandwhich now.

We went to an LMFAO concert in Macau this weekend. We were all together right in front of the stage when Becks and I decided we needed to get another drink. So we left Jenna and headed to the bar. By the time we got our drinks and tried to head back the club had filled up, we tried and tried to get back to Jenna but we just couldn't get through. Then there were these two guys who made a human barrier to keep us from getting though, such jerks! Jenna was so close and all dressed up in her LMFAO gear (as we all were), she got pulled up on stage and touched RedFoo, Becks and I couldn't even see anything. Later, I lost Becks and because i had all my money and stuff in Jenna's purse I was freaking out. I gave up and just sat outside the club crying, I was quite drunk. Then I pulled myself together and went back in to do a lap and try to find them. I ran into a guy I had been dancing with earlier and he helped me find them. SO NICE!!

At the tables there were all these bottles of champagne so we were walking around and I kept trying to nab bottles off tables. I got caught a lot, but was successful with two of my tries. The first one I was with Becks and we had to run and duck and pull some maneuvers to keep from getting caught. Then I was dancing and I got sick and threw up on some guy's shoe, and again we had to run and duck and pull some maneuvers to get away.

Then Becks had to go to the bathroom, but we didn't want to lose her again so we promised to stay in the same spot. But then we were out of champagne, so we had to do another lap of the club. We ended up losing Becks again and after looking for her for an hour we had to give up and go home.

Jen and I went to the taxi cue and my hand was bleeding for some unknown reason and I tried to get the cue worker to let us cut since I was bleeding. So i showed him my hand, but he wasn't impressed, so at the end of the line we stayed. I was so drunk and sleepy at this point I kept falling asleep standing up and we were waiting for more than an hour. Jenna sent me down the road to try to find a taxi, so I trotted off and tripped and kept falling all the way there. This girl behind Jenna said to her, "Really? Do you think sending her was a good idea?" Well, it wasn't and I didn't get the job done. I came back and held our line in the cue while Jen went to look for a cab. Finally she found one and called me over, but in that time I had met some people in the cue who needed to get the the ferry pier so they could make it to the airport in time for a flight, so I told them they could share our cab. Jenna was not impressed since that meant there would be six of us in the cab. Also the cabbie took them to the pier first so the ride home took almost an hour.

When we got back I decided I HAD to get McDonalds, so I walked out in my LMFAO outfit which consisted of zebra tights with some bikini bottoms over and a t-shirt that read "no shoes no shirt but i still get service." I wasn't wearing shoes. On my way back through the hotel lobby I saw Becks. She was arguing with her taxi driver and the front desk guy because she didn't have enough money and they wouldn't let her got up to the room to get more money. So, I paid for the cab and then the front desk guy told me I needed to put some pants on because I was "too distracting." This was not meant as a compliment. So we headed back up to the room, and then Becks and I decided we needed a lot more MacDonalds, so I pulled a skirt on over my distracting lower half and went back and got three of every breakfast sandwich they had, so unnecessary!!

Here are some of the things that happened, I don't really remember any of them, but my friends say this is how it went down :)