So, during my lunch hour yesterday, my friend Selina and I saw some Abercrombie models standing on the street promoting a new store opening.  Selina dared me to ask for a picture with them, and I of course could not resist.  For some reason, in my brain, where I keep my thoughts, I seemed to think this 15 year old model was a genie and asked him three questions...here is what ensued

Me:  Will you run your hands through my hair?

Me:  Will you grind on me?

Me:  Can I pour water on you?