Christmas Packages Come In All Shapes And Sizes

This sums up the Christmas break for me and my friends perfectly:

Jenna:  went home for her winter holiday and her boyfriend and her decided he would move to HK, so he is coming over in February.

Becks:  stayed in HK for break and got a Chinese boyfriend.

Me:  got back from winter holiday and was very sick, according to the 5th doctor I saw, I have herpes.

*****DISCLAIMER*****
it's the common kind of herpes aka a cold sore, so considering all the strangers I have sex with, I think I'm still doing pretty well, but still, was that really necessary Santa?!?!?!