I know I've mentioned in previous posts that i use a tampon alternative, the diva cup, its new-agey earth-friendly way to menstruate. If that description grossed you out PLEASE STOP READING NOW, it only gets worse.
This is me in the bathrooms at work, I did you the liberty of not drawing my poop face, you're welcome.
But this is how my face looked when my diva cup slipped out when I was pooping.
I finished my business, turned around and took a second look. OH NO!!! I'm at work, i need something to deal with my lady business, and my best bet is floating next to my poop, why did this have to happen?!?
not much of a choice...
Luckily none of my co-workers were in the restroom, it has three stalls and three shared sinks, so after fishing out my diva cup I had to just wipe it off with toilet paper and put it back in, before bravely leaving the stall and washing my hands at the shared sink...I think I got away with it.
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