Tuesdays are the new Saturdays

Somewhere in the middle of spending a grand on wine (that's HKD not USD or GBP or KRW) I decided whatsapping my friends boyfriend who lives in California and I've met a handful of times was a fantastic idea.  Luckily, he was pretty cool about my overshare and nonsensical jibber jabber.  Unfortunately, I was too drunk to catch all his funny jokes.

Have you been reading my blog?

Do you think I could ever get

 a book deal/TV deal??

Yes and yes
Book absolutely
TV only when you come to CA 
and take over :)

Hahaha

I want to go to that TV convention... 

Where you pitch ideas...

 Do you know what I'm talking about?

Also... What do you think of caitlin 

and all this work craziness?

The invention show?
I think she needs to do what is best for 
her and what she wants
No matter what I'm supportive

You are just so great and supportive... It's crazy

I wish you could live here!!!

Find me a job and
Maybe I will...
If Caitlin left now she would regret it 
and it would do either of us any good

Kevin... You are just so understanding

But let caitlin know you want her there

She needs to know you want her... 

But don't need her to come back

This is all crazy analytical

But I think it's right... It may be wrong

I wish you were here for my birthday!!!!

Dammit Kevin

I've told her many times and agree
Well you should be here for my bday!!
Nov. 30th!!!!
What if we all moved to a new country?

OK.. Where?!?

I'm in!!

I didn't name a country yet 
and your in??? Hahaha

Yeah.. I'm an elastic band... I'm totally adjustable

Kevin... Dude account

Are you ready?

This is probably something I shouldn't

Ask

Dude account?
Ready for what?

But u actually really like this guy I'm seeing

I do or you do?
So what's the question?

OK it's gonna get weird... 

Should I continue or stop??

Go for it

I like this guy

So I met up with him after drinking with 

you and caitlin and Emma

And after meeting his brother 

I went home with him in a cab

Yes...go on...
His brother or him?

But..  I ended going down on him in the cab...

That's really gross isn't it???

Because you were in a dirty cab or 
because you went down on him?

I feel like an uber slut

Because I went down on him

Terrible analysis

Why can't I be more in control of my own actions?!?

You really like him...and you 
want to show it...what's wrong with that?
Stop worrying about what others
 think of you and just be you
Embrace your uniqueness

Well..  That doesn't always work.. Surprise!!!

It doesn't?

Wait... What doesnt:?

Being yourself

Being myself doesn't work...

???

I'm congenial!

No you said being yourself doesn't always work
Your confusing lol
Just be you

OK... True... But sometimes it doea

I'm off my face

Who's face are you on? Hahaha

And have to be at work in less than 4 hours

Haha Omg... You don't even want to know

I'll make it. . I'm a trooper

Yes go get em champ!

Yes... I'm a champion

Are you in any way related to dr. Sues? 
And or were you born out of a dr. Sues book?
Like buddy from the movie Elf?

No... I'm from a real person

Oh that's fun...me too

HajH

I wish I were  robot right now

Robot doesn't sleep and neither do you

Yes you are right. 

. Won't be sleeping tonight

How is that possible?

You are a robot

Do you have one
Of those plutonium hearts from iron man? 
Are you secretly iron woman?
No I'm a plastic salesman

Iron man?!?!

I'd sooner take a really jest rather than a krypton tool

Was that English?